Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
i’m that girl in the beginning of pitch perfect with all the stuffed animals
I REPEAT: ON SEPT 1ST YOU CAN PURCHASE A TOM HIDDLESTON THEMED COLORING BOOK AND GIVE TOM PURPLE HAIR AND ORANGE ZITS
Thanks to sousle-ciel-de-pari for informing me of this most important news.
discussing the sexism in media is not equivalent to hating it. if I hated everything that was sexist, I’d literally never be able to watch tv or a movie or read comics or leave my house, basically.
6 packs are overrated and trivial. give me a boy with big arms and chest and a lil belly instead
oh gosh I remembered my username on livejournal and found that sherlock fanfiction I wrote in 2011
I can’t bring myself to read it oh god it’s probably horrible
either because it’s really bad
or because I haven’t improved
okay I did it
I was like “this is really not that bad” up until the kiss
the sounds I just made, soooo bad
that really was not a well-written kiss, I know why I’ve since refrained from writing even remotely romantic/erotic scenes